Well, good morning. First I would like to thank the editor of The Orangutan for giving me the privilege of sharing my thoughts on this erudite blog. And now for something completely different... while watching Days of Our Lives (recorded for our viewing pleasure on our Ti-faux Friday), we learned that Morgan had (gasp) CRAMPS! No worries. As luck would have it, Stephanie brought her unopened box of Midol with her, and she and Chelsea told Morgan how Midol will help relieve her "cramps, bloating, and backache." Poor Morgan, did you know that she also had a headache? No worries! Stephanie told her (while still holding the unopened box) that Midol will also get rid of that too! Phew. I felt so relieved. I only wished it were that time of the month so that I too could get me some Midol.
This is NOT a joke. I'm sad to report that DOOL is now integrating sponsorship into the storyline. If this is what it will take to keep the Bradys, Hortons, and gang in my life, I'll have to just make the sacrifice. I've been addicted to the show since middle school (thank you Jennifer Meyrick for passing notes in class with the storyline until I finally started watching!), and I don't know how I'll survive the void that would be left without it (note the use of the passive voice). So, you've got your marching orders: Go buy Midol! It's for a very worthy cause
This posting brought to you by Bayer HealthCare, LLC.
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